Mailbag

I'd just like to thank the people who were brave enough to mail in their opinions. We won't be that rough on you guys this time around. But if you want to give us shit, and we'll take it off your hands, then send it here.

-Zorbs

How can you call yourself an addict? It doesn't look like you have that many DVDs at all. What the deal yo? -Clive

Clive,
The site was started 4 weeks ago. I didn't have the time to do a review for every movie I own. Since you asked though, My collection has hit 120 with my last DVD being "The Graduate". I think that clearly states I have a problem. Let's face it Clive, Blockbuster doesn't have that many DVDs for rent! Things are moving smoothly and Nicky Eyes and myself will try to get through them all including the dozens of movies he has. -Zorbs

You two mofos are great. Your site is fun, too bad I don't have a DVD but soon enough with the way things are going. The only thing I am at all qualified to comment on since you ask for feedback and since I am in the dark, and as defined before not a movie buff, I'll comment on the logo. Which the font is very cool, far beats any of the shit fonts we were forced to use at school, but anyways. I'd use a small "a" for anonymous (which by the way I didn't know how to spell it, had to look it up! but you thought that would happen :)no?). -Relax

Relax,
I'm glad you enjoyed the site, even if you are in the dark about the content covered. The "A" in DVDAnonymous was put there to make it look more like AA Maybe it's not working, but DAMN, it is a prutty font, no? -Zorbs

You blow malaka! Eat me! -Terry

Terry,
It's always nice to see more and more fans of the site. I'm glad you enjoyed your visit to the site. Although as I have clearly stated before I really don't dig on cake. So, I can't really eat you. It could be worse, you could be a dried up stinky donkey cock lickin' cunt, just like your mother. Or you could be married to a cranky bitch and have to work at Canadian Tire and still think your cool when your really not. Or I could just be talkin' out my ass right now. Who knows. -Zorbs

..sucks ass. -The Reaper

The Reaper,
That was a great try to cover up your name. Too bad you forgot to take off add signature on you e-mail program. But don't worry Mr. Hunter I won't give out your real name. And if you think that I'll tell everyone your name, Matt, then your wrong. We here at DVDAnonymous have a strict privacy policy. Even if you work at BBDO Toronto and your phone number is 416-972-5685. And don't think that we would ever publish your e-mail address at: matt.hunter@bbdo.ca, cuz we wouldn't do that either. A little note for next time. If your gonna hand out shit for a livin', where some rubber gloves. Now go fuck yourself. Peace out. -Zorbs

Not a bad site...as long as your interested in the movies you buy! How about you letting outsiders review movies to get second opions?
Questions:
Are they makin porn on DVD yet?, Cause I gotta seee some behind the scene footage.
How about getting some trailers for the movies to download? BE LOOKIN!
BEAT DOWN!
-Jeff

Jeff,
Listen up Jag-off, we provided a link for “outsiders” to suggest what’s reviewed on our site from day one. As for letting outsiders do reviews, Zorbs and I have given the O.K. to 2 outsiders we know to write for our site, but both have failed to deliver the goods. You’re welcome to take a shot at the title, but from the sound of things you’re not packing the right equipment to do the job (probably a re-occouring theme in your life).

Zorbs and I discussed your trailer idea and decided against. Our site was started to provide Zorbs and I a forum to share our opinions about the movies that we watch with all you internet-grazers. Trailers would only take away from our content. What’s “porn”??? -Nicky Eyes

This is a petition to start a "Zorbs sucks" club after that pathetic display of penmanship on his opening statements on the home page. Ever hear of spell check buddy? You've got two "thes" in one line. You suck buddy and your review of Goldfinger proves you know nothing of film. Of course Goldfinger tells all of the gangsters and then kills them - its called foreshadowing and suspense. That was my favourite part of the movie. I'd like to finish up by saying that your reviews are "doin' high school drop outs - they're stupid!!!!"

Later
Bob Cikpos
Media Planner
BBDO Response & Interactive
Phone: 416-972-5634
e-mail: bob.cikpos@bbdo.ca

Robert,
Are you just another stupid fucking white man or what? “Penmanship” refers to handwriting, not computer text. If you’re going to criticise my man Zorbs at least do it for the right fucking thing. So the nigger can’t type, at least he’s got balls enough to represent. Send us the link to your web site motherfucker. We’ll see who’s perfect. What’s that? You don’t have one? Didn’t think so Bitch.

By the way, the scene that you said was “foreshadowing” wasn’t. A good example of foreshadowing in any Bond film would be when James gets his weapons from Q. You know from that point on that the weapons will be used at some point during the movie, but not when – hence foreshadowing (shaaadow…shaaadow!). The scene under dispute is simply a story telling technique used to inform stupid motherfuckers in the audience (like you) what’s what.

Lastly your comment that all of our reviews are "doin' high school drop outs - they're stupid!!!!". Where the hell did you get such a lame expression? Let me guess. You grew up in the country, right? Your best friend was a 3-legged sheep named Francis? With whom you lost your virginity at the tender age of 31? Sounds like you're a high-school drop to me, it's weird that you didn't like our reviews. Oh well, I guess we'll have to dumb them down in the future for less-gifted individuals like yourself. -Nicky Eyes

Hey there,
no one else seems to know whats going on with this movie, so I thought I'd ask you guys.
Do you know BTTF is coming out on DVD? Possibly in a 3 pack set or something?
Thanks for the info (if any)
Dave
P.s. the mail bag section is a piss!!! Refering to the line:
"A little note for next time. If your gonna hand out shit for a livin', where some rubber gloves. Now go fuck yourself. Peace out."
LOL, i guess its funny cause Amazon.com doesn't post replies like that :)

Dave
I sent you an email that said these films were lucasfilm films. I'm retard. nuff said. The films are actually Speilberg films. This can only be bad. I've heard rumors about it coming out maybe some time in April, but that could be a load of horse shit. It certainly would be nice to see these films with a commentary track from M.J. Fox before it's too late that's for sure. Thanks for checking out the site. I'll post anything I find on the matter.

Zorbs