Synopsis:
A UFO lands in Scotland. The alien inside looks very much like a hot chick.
She's looking to bring back guys to the horny hordes of Mars. Of course
no one wants to go. Yeah right, I'd be on my way back to Mars slamming the
fuck out of that honey.
Review:
Now every one has to understand that this movie was made back in 1954.
This was the time when movies like this one were a dime a dozen. It seems
like that was their budget too. Even though there clearly wasn't a ton
of money put into this movie, it does have some nice special effects.
It still looks like shit compared to today's special effects standards.
But you don't watch
this movie for the special effects. It's all about the camp style. And
there's plenty of it here. The acting is absolutely 50's. I'm not gonna
say it was horseshit but it ain't good either. It's funny how it takes
place in the highlands but only one actor has a Scottish accent. 2 of
them have American accents.
Bottom line here is
this is a fun movie to watch. Even some of the jokes are still funny today.
And finally there is a chick dressed all in leather strutting her stuff
throughout the film. If you're into that sort of thing. The only bad thing
is that none of the men went to bang that alien chick. Oh well next time.
Special Features :
Squat! The only thing you get is a theatrical trailer. It only cost $19,
so fuck it!
Video:
It's good, but I've seen better. It's clean and the contrast is very clear.
I recently saw this on TV and it looked like shit. The transfer on the
DVD is far better.
Audio:
Mono like a mofo. Dat's the way it was made and it still works well. So,
no bitchin' this time.
"You poor demented humans.
To imagine you can destroy me with your old fashioned toy! What do you
know force? Force as the way we use it on Mars. But you shall know!" -Nyah
-Zorbs
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