Synopsis:
007 faces off with one of the most famous villains (Goldfinger, you fucking
twit). He has to prevent Goldfinger from cashing in on a crazy plan to raid
Fort Knox. Then Bond gets the girl and throws it to her even though she's
supposed to be a lesbian. Jolly good show then James.
Review:
Even though all this shit would never ever happen, this movie is good.
Good…Great, it's a fucking classic. Lets face it, though, you can throw
pussy galore back to the other team. The bitch is one ugly muncher. The
story moves very well. Bond is either throwing it to some chick or he's
getting out of some crazed out trap.
Goldfinger has been
ripped off so many times. What with that laser scene and all. And this
just proves what a classic this movie really is. One of the best henchmen
appears in this film…yes that's right, Oddjob. Not to be confused with,
Blowjob.
The film does have
some stupid things in it though. For example Goldfinger tells all these
gangsters what he's going to do. Then he kills them. Now I realized this
was done for the audience, but it still is a fucked scene.
Special Features :
Well, lets face it. I could talk about this section for days and I still
wouldn't cover it all. The features on this disc are outstanding. Even if
the features were carted over from the laser disc, as the Narrator for the
first commentary reveals. That aside lets get down to bidness.
The menu system is
amazing, hands down. I haven't seen anything this good in a long time.
The activating bit at the very start does get stale after awhile. The
first commentary was entertaining, but I found that some of the things
said were totally ripped off from the making-of documentary. The second
commentary was a little stale. But when it was good, it shined. I just
felt there was a lot of dead time, where no one was talking and the movie
was just playing.
The making-of documentary
was great, as was the Goldfinger phenomenon. After awhile you felt like
you'd already seen a lot of the shots. The stills section was done up
with total class and style. There was over a hundred stills and they were
broken up to specific parts of the movie.
The only thing I didn't
like was the radio spots. Which were all strung together for a grand total
of 22 minutes. It's the only feature that states how long it is before
you even click on it. The acting in the ads was just too horrible to listen
to all the way through.
Video:
The quality of the video was great. If it weren't for the whacked out
styles the character were sporting, you'd think it was a new film.
Audio:
Well well well… so they fucked the dog on this one. It's only mono in
French and English. Still, it's very strong and everything is easily audible.
The Skinny:
This was an all-star disc. I bought the set, and I'm not even a very big
fan of the Bond films. All the films included in the set have similar
features and it's really worth buying. I just hope they don't go weak
on the next Bond box set
"No mister Bond....I
expect you to DIIIEEEE!" -Goldfinger
-Zorbs
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