Synopsis:
Some chick is trying to foil a corrupt developers plans. She has the files
on her floppy disks and he wants them.(I konw, sounds like a porno.)
Review:
Before we get started I just wanna give props out to brother Pete, who
supplied this disc. Thanks again dude. Now let's get back to the brass
tax here. This movie is basically a choose your own adventure movie with
a twist. You get 3 different people you get to choose to watch. So the
movie can be seen more than once and you'd have a totally different movie.
The outcome is basically the same no matter what you do throughout the
movie.
Now I probably don't
have to say this, but this is a low budget movie. So I gotta hand it too
these mofos. They filmed this motherfucker in 6 days. That being said
it does have a rushed feeling to it, but it all works in its favour. The
actors knew it was a cheap movie and that's how they played it. It works
though and that's important. I found myself laughing through this movie,
not cuz it was shit, cuz it was funny.
The only beef is that
the movie is only about 30 minutes long. Even with all the different paths
you can take it's still works out to be roughly the same length. Again
these mofos were only shooting for 6 days so what do you expect them to
do. The characters are very cheesy but as I said before it works. They
are likeable characters expect for the chick who I thought was a little
whinny bitch. That's just me though.
Special Features :
The movie may not be very long but this disc makes up for it in this department.
There's a ton of crap on this mofo. The outtakes were ok nothing really
funny mostly people but laughing…I guess I had to be there. The featurette
was interesting cuz it covers all the bases along with how it was all
put together.
The commentary track
was good but it was a little hard to follow. You have to follow the same
person all the way through otherwise it's all messed up. Besides that
the commentary was fairly good. The only thing I thought was a little
stupid is that the director keeps on mentioning that the movie was before
it's time. Listen the day I see films like this being made by big studio
for all theatres is the day I eat my own shit. Great idea buddy to bad
it was nothing but an 80's pipe dream. Where are you now? Probably making
interactive porn on DVD…hey…wait a minute…I gotta go.
The storyboards had
potential but I felt the pictures were a little too small. The design
document was a nice touch, but reading 15 pages of small type on your
TV isn't a good thing. The DVD-ROM Interactive game map…well honestly
I didn't even bother. I'm sure it was not worth it. Last but not least
the Internet website launcher. Who was the smart guy that put this on
here? If the company still exists then that dumb fuck ought to get fired.
Is there that many stupid fucking people out there that a website launcher
is necessary? Needless to say I didn't try this feature cuz it assumed
it was a complete mental midget. And midgets aren't my bag man.
Video:
The video looked great, for a low budget movie. It's one of those things
you can always spot a low budget/ Canadian film just by looking at the
transfer.
Audio:
They get an A for effort even though it's just 2.0./font>
I couldn't really find
a best line so I'm gonna be a bitch and leave it blank.
-Zorbs
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