Review:
This film's da bomb! Tarantino put together a real fucking gem with a great fucking cast. I still think that Sammy J. should have played the black cop. That brother was a fucking flamer.

The film jumps around a bit, although nothing compared to "fiction". So I don't want to hear that some dumb fucks just don't get it. Now the one guy that totally steals the show is Michael Madsen "Mr. Blonde". That whole hostage scene is the shit!

Tarantino knows what time it is. All his gangsta movies are da shit. And this one paved the way for fiction. And on a side note, there are some lines that are the same in both movies. I won't tell you what, cuz then you'd think I'm fucked in the head. Besides the pimp editing job this film has got some great scenes. Like the telling of the dope story.

Special Features :
Well fuck, the film was money, but the features on this disc suck big dried up donkey cock. Production notes? My ass. Cast and Bios? Balls. Theatrical trailer? Just that, who the fuck cares? Bottom line, it was amateur night.

Video:
I've only watched the widescreen version, cuz pan and scan is dog shit and I don't dig on dat. Back to bidness. The picture is fucking fantastic. It was digitally mastered and boy does it show. Everything comes out looking boss hog! Best of all the blood comes out super vivid.

Audio:
5.1 Dolby digital…Get the fuck outta here! Every single gunshot comes out crystal clear. There are even some really cool effects with the surround sound. The vocals all come out clean, which is good cuz all these mofos do is swear. Swear, swear, swear, swear, swear, swear….swear.

I'm gonna be a real bitch and put a long quote, but trust me it's good.

"When your dealing with a store like this, their insured up the ass. They've not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson. Take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Drops him right to the floor. Everyone jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose. Freaks everybody out, nobody says fuckin' shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to ya. But give her a look like your gonna smash her in the face next. Watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's the manager that's a different story. The managers know better than to fuck around. So if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy so you gotta break that son of bitch in two. If you wanna know something he won't tell ya cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell ya if he wears underwear. I'm hungry let's get a taco." - Mr. White

-Zorbs