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Synopsis:
Bond has to protect a hottie Oil heiress from a crazy Russian MOFO.
Review:
It hurts me to say it, but this movie really sucked. The finger of blame
can only be pointed at one thing, the story. It was boring. It was the
same old “Bad guy steals a nuke – Bond has to stop him” bullshit. Didn’t
any of these guys see Austin Powers? The horse is dead, quit flogging
it.
On the plus side,
Brosnan does what he can with the limp script and turns in a good performance.
And I gotta say Sophie Marceau isn’t hard to look at in all the tight
outfits she dons in this movie. I not a fan of Denise Richards and I never
have been. Bitch can’t act. Is it me, or was she supposed to look like
Lora Croft when she first appears in this movie? But lets be honest, her
tits are what make her a star (and the wet T-shirt nipple shot at the
end doesn’t hurt). As for Bobby Carlyle, I really didn’t like his character,
so I won’t blame him for it sucking. A special note to all you fans of
Goldeneye 007 for the N64, yes that is the legendary RC-90 in Bobby’s
hands during the Silo scene.
On a sad note this
film marks the last appearance of Desmond Llewelyn (a.k.a. Q). Mr. Llewelyn
died in a car crash about a month after this movie was released. In all
but 2 of the 19 Bond films, he will be missed. Rest in peace.
Special Features :
Continuing the tradition of the Bond special edition movies released of
late, this DVD is packed full of goodies (all made available through great
a menu interface). Here’s what you get; two commentary tracks, a “making
of” featurette, “The Secrets of 007” alternate video options, title track
music video, theatrical trailer and a “collectable booklet” for the kids.
The first commentary
track (featuring director Michael Apted) was nothing special. Mr. Apted
supplies the average behind the scenes insights in a very monotonous tone.
Likewise can be said of the second track featuring the production designer,
the second unit director and the film composer. Maybe I’ve sat through
too many of these to be impressed by what has become standard fare. It
probably has more to do with the fact that I didn’t care for this movie.
“The making of” was
full of behind the scenes-footage and interviews with all the major players.
Well worth it’s 15 minute running time. The same can be said for “The
secrets of 007” section, which delivers behind the scenes footage for
all the major stunt sequences in the film.
The music video was
kinda cool. I liked the concept. The trailer wasn’t that bad either (too
bad the movie blew). I have to question the collect-ability of the “collectable
booklet”. Are there people out there collecting these booklets? Are they
buying the DVD just to get it? And are these the same people that collect
TV Guides? If anybody can answer these questions please drop me a line,
it’s keeping me up at night.
One last thing, the
video release of this movie included a tribute featurette to Desmond Llewelyn
that this DVD doesn’t have. What the fuck? I thought I bought the superior
format, the one known for including such features? Am I a nigger? Are
we in Inglewood? It better appear on the next film’s DVD or heads will
roll.
“Do you want to put
that in English? For those of us that don’t speak spy.” – Christmas Jones
-Nicky Eyes
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